Boy: Our principal is so stupid.

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No.

Girl: I am principal’s daughter.

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No.

Boy: Good (Walk away).



Teacher: What are the products of West India?

Students: We don’t know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Students: From our neighbour.


Professor: What is the chemical symbol of Barium?

Student: BA

Professor: what is the chemical symbol of sodium?

Student: NA

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of sodium combined?

Student: BANANA



Teacher: How can we clean our school?

Students: By staying at home.



What do you call people who don’t believe in going to the gym?