Sam-Would You Punish Me For Something Which I Didn’t Do..?
Teacher- Of Course Not.
Sam- I Didn’t Do My Homework.
A man joined the multinational company as a trainee. On his first day, he phoned the cafeteria and shouted,
“Get me a coffee quickly”
The voice from the other side responded,
You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No”, replied the trainee
It’s the Managing Director of the company
The man shouted back,
And do you know who you are talking to?
“No”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good..!” replied the trainee
Police: Knock..! (Door)
Kith: Who is it?
Police said – its police.
Kith: What do you want?
Police: To talk
Kith: How many are you?
Kith: Then talk to each other.
When you can’t sleep at night it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dreams
So if everyone could stop dreaming about me that would be great
Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is? Then it’s probably you.
Police: Where do you live?
John: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
John: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Police: Where is your house?
John: Next to my neighbour’s house.
Police: Where is your neighbour’s house?
John: You won’t believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell me!
John: Next to my house.