An old man has only 8 hairs on his head.

He went to the barber shop.

Barber in Anger: shall I cut or count?

Old Man: “Colour it”.




Teacher: Raju, tell me one thing, if you had 5 dollars and you asked your mother for another 5, how many dollars would you have?

Raju: 5 dollars

Teacher: You don’t know the calculation?

Raju: Sir, you don’t know my mother.



Teacher: John, how do you spell ‘Crocodile’?

John: K-A-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong

John: Maybe, but you asked how I spell it.



Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: Listen, son, an idiot is a person who always tries to explain his ideas in a long way that the person, who is listening, can’t understand him. Do you understand?

Son: No



Teacher: Pappu, why are you late…

Pappu: Because of a sign…

Teacher: How does a sign become a reason of your being late?

Pappu: The sign said…”School Ahead, Go Slow”.